jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

vvaddles:

vvaddles:

club penguin is the only thing i have left

nevermind

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

meladoodle:

*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! 
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

shavingryansprivates:

striderstesticle:

shavingryansprivates:

crying is manly as shit

crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.

told u